Looks like someone confused the portal gun with the giant suspender gun again.
From the submitter:
I play games online on PSN, bluetooth headset kept getting lost, then I just hacked the two together. An effective fix! Full build log at the source.
I mean, it's a shame to see a Gamecube give up its life like that, but surely it was a last resort?
It's a tough choice, save the princess or save your coworkers from BO.