What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!

Why not use a hotel door handle?

I wonder if Dyson will pick up on this all-terrain enhancement.

Lost contact lens, wrist watch screw or even a diamond? Don't worry, the vacuum cleaner will help!

... Okay, you know what? No. I can't. YES PROBLEM. YES, THAT IS A PROBLEM. CUT YOUR STUPID OPTIMISTIC CRAP OUT. RAWR.

Beekeeper Maintenance and Extermination Man!