I can tell by the pixels, and by the fact that there's a shop-vac where the bag should be.
Give a man a vacuum, he'll clean for a day. Teach a man to vacuum, and he'll do something stupid like this.
... Okay, you know what? No. I can't. YES PROBLEM. YES, THAT IS A PROBLEM. CUT YOUR STUPID OPTIMISTIC CRAP OUT. RAWR.
Why not use a hotel door handle?
This is the 3rd grossest substance that's ever been inside that sock.
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