This, folks, is what we like to call "doing the bare minimum."
White in the middle with black on both sides.
"But isn't that navy bl-"
"NOPE SHUT UP, DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!"
In case your car ever gets stuck in a flood and can't breathe.
Why don't I just impale myself with a two-by-four and make it easy for you?
For when you have to relocate at any moment.