Let's see: you installed it upside-down in a sewer and held it up with duct tape. Congratulations, you have successfully kludged.
Probably because it can't even stand on it's own leg. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Get your happy, positive happiness outta here. The world is a cruel, dark place. A bloo bloo bloo.
You'd be uncomfortable too if you had to stand in place all day while people stared at you. ~Not-So-Handy Andy