In the war of the toilet seat positions there are no winn... wait is that a washing machine in the bathroom? I don't think I don't want those fragrances associated with my fresh laundry.
Just find something to stuff with toilet paper and all is well. Even if that something is a freaky ceramic ducky bowl.
Toilet etiquette, the household equivalent of guerrilla warfare.
For when those s'mores give you the runs.