my brother's "repair" of a broke toilet handle

There best be a flush knob disguised as a recliner level on the other side.

~NSHA

Cons: no privacy, no toilet paper, you can't lean back, it might collapse, very very cold.

Pros: the front side of the box looks like a hungry face.

~NSHA

"OH CRAP, WHERE'D YOU GO???"

"Pillbottle floatball upthrust."

Now there's a phrase I thought I would never say.

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