Factory-installed braces to secure them? Not so much.

Are you trying to ford the river with your Ford? I think I got dysentery just from looking at this.

"I've got the most brilliant idea! Instead of people driving on wheels, why don't we just make the roads themselves out of tires! Brilliant!"

"We had to repaint our house, and to do that we had to remove the stairs in the backyard. My dad whipped this up so we could still use the door."