From the submitter:
"Saturday in a small town. Snapped my glasses in half and none of the eye clinics were open. Here is what my husband and I came up with to get me to Monday and an eye doctor."
User frailea says: For a long time I'd been wanting a hula doll for the dashboard of my truck, but the slope of the windshield just won't allow for it. My partner decided enough was enough. The hula doll is the worst hula doll I've ever seen. I particularly love her happy, vacant expression.