Clearly, it's meant to be a deep metaphor. The painter's tape symbolizes the corporate control of America and the recent Citizens United ruling. Or maybe it symbolizes the American work ethic. Or the lack of tools given to the proletariat to successfully live a fulfilling life. Or something. America.

~NSHA

It's first test run was not a success.

Add more locks and crappy tape over your tail lights and he may stay in there.

~NSHA

It keeps it closer to the sun, keeping me cooler. It's science.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Almost as useful as cloud insurance.

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