Funny, everything written by Dan Brown doesn't have enough substance.

~NSHA

Don't show the fat kid who broke his chair in middle school. This will embarrass him even more.

~NSHA

Just don't ask about their window service.

~NSHA

From the submitter:

Gas station next to my hotel. It's fully operational - I went and got gas there myself.

Note to self, never get my suspension checked here.

~NSHA

So you see, your entertainment system will be kind of like this. But good. And inside. Maybe.

~NSHA