Funny, everything written by Dan Brown doesn't have enough substance.
Don't show the fat kid who broke his chair in middle school. This will embarrass him even more.
Just don't ask about their window service.
From the submitter:
Gas station next to my hotel. It's fully operational - I went and got gas there myself.
Note to self, never get my suspension checked here.
So you see, your entertainment system will be kind of like this. But good. And inside. Maybe.