I have no idea what they would be training for, but it will still make me feel better. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
He invented the Segway before it was... okay, it was never cool, but still!
"I'm sorry sir, we're all sold out of segway trailers for Rolls Royces."
"But how am I supposed to get down the dock to my water jetpack?"
What? You're telling me that there's a way to make Segways useful? NO WAI!
Things That Prove Adults Don't Make Good Decisions
This Siberian Husky Is Anyone After A Few Too Many Edibles
Behold the World's Largest Firework Being Launched 2000 Feet ...
15 Horribly Spaced Words
Former Middle School Classmates Share Emotional Reunion in ...
A Fitting License Plate for a Mobile Baby Factory
Sometimes, When Headlines Are So Long That They Need to Be ...
Guy Farts in Court
Your Independence Day Was Weak Compared to This Guy's and ...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell us more about it