I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want a train capable of going at super-ultra-omega speeds being fixed with masking tape...

As long as you don't mind fender benders causing you to get impaled with a socket wrench, you'll be just fine!

Just another video that shows us what a dull place the world would be if Russia had no video cameras.

In Russia, they take security supeя seяiously.

This man, appropriately named "Boris," got tired of putting up with all of his shovel's crap, so he consigned it to a life of defending the Motherland against capitalist pigdogs. Luckily for us, he also took a boatload of pictures to document the process.