"We're almost there! Let's stack that microwave on top of the fridge. That'll do it!"
It's really hard not to make these jokes sometimes. ~NSHA
When there's air conditioning but no fridge, you've got to improfreeze!
Pop the console itself in the freezer to cool it down. Mensa, get at me.
I didn't want to wait a day for all the ice to melt, so I just got my oxyacetylene torch out.
That's what she said.
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