This is my father-in-law's drinks fridge, which is in a covered area of the backyard near where the (home-made) BBQ is.

I didn't want to wait a day for all the ice to melt, so I just got my oxyacetylene torch out.

Really... you can't find an alcove for the refrigerator?

That's what she said.

"Bought a new freezer for the basement, but no one was around to help get it down the stairs..."