Pop the console itself in the freezer to cool it down. Mensa, get at me.
That's what she said.
He tried saying please, but he was pushed too far. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
My first thought when I saw this was "where are they going to keep the beer?" Then I remembered, "oh right! They're in college, they don't have alcohol standards! Silly me!"
"We're almost there! Let's stack that microwave on top of the fridge. That'll do it!"
Really... you can't find an alcove for the refrigerator?
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