From the submitter:
"I had to submit this pic of a modified set of jumper cables my buddy posted. This is on the same truck I sent you the solo cup tail light pic that was posted on here. My buddy Billy is a one of a kind, folks."
Factory-installed braces to secure them? Not so much.
Someone explain why you'd want to keep mud off this piece of crap in the first place.
"C'mon then Joonyer, git in the front seat, it's mah turn in the back!"
It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!
Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...