It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!
Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...
The Ram truck with the seating capacity of a Caravan. You can work and haul with the rear bed, or run your kids off to school in the 7-passenger seating compartment.
This is why we can't have nice things. A shiny screen to cover a broken back window, and a gate that only has realized half of its potential.
This guy needs to hook up with this guy.