Okay, I know this breaks about 4 different regulation... but have you seen The Wire??
fortunately it's being renovated!
Homemade stilts for drywall finishing
Bad Idea: Playing Slug Bug with your road-painting partner.
Horrible Idea: Playing Slug Bug with your co-pilot.
Exterior latex recommended.
How it's done in South Africa
My classroom is full of these kind of "fixes." If anyone thinks that Yale is all hallowed halls of learning, then they have never actually seen it!