Okay, I know this breaks about 4 different regulation... but have you seen The Wire??
For when you really want your office to "go green."
My classroom is full of these kind of "fixes." If anyone thinks that Yale is all hallowed halls of learning, then they have never actually seen it!
Bad Idea: Playing Slug Bug with your road-painting partner.
Horrible Idea: Playing Slug Bug with your co-pilot.
"We had to repaint our house, and to do that we had to remove the stairs in the backyard. My dad whipped this up so we could still use the door."
Exterior latex recommended.
How it's done in South Africa