It's not a faulty windshield wiper, the perpetrators of crops circles are trying their hand at something new.
Redditor shd4807's father was having trouble with the power button. I really hope no one ever tells him about universal remotes, I would love to see what he comes up with next.
Who cares about quality when you can do it faster?
A cheaply made glove. With holes in it. On a giant's hand. Who hasn't trimmed his nails in a while.