I Think I See The Problem

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electrical fire,overkill,tax dollars at work,wires
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We need to color-code these. It'll be functional and stylish.

~NSHA

Probably The Best Use For a Chastity Belt

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dual use,locked up,overkill,security
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Let me just unlock the gate, I'll be there in 2 hours after I figure out which key goes where. ~NSHA

A Metaphor for our Television Addiction

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chain,g rated,Hall of Fame,overkill,remote,security,television,there I fixed it
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From the submitter:

So I get up today and the kids are up before me watching TV. That's fine, it Sunday, got to sleep in, figured I go check my email and puts around online for a few. Later I go into the living room, to turn the TV so I can start watching Game highlights before the Super Bowl, but can not find the remote. I mean I searched everywhere. The usual places... In the couch cushions, under the couch, behind the couch and behind the TV.... nowhere to be found.

Look at This Freaking Knife

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g rated,Hall of Fame,knife,not a kludge,overkill,there I fixed it,tool
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I've seen photos of this thing floating around for a while, but never did it occur to me that it's in fact a real product. Available from Hammacher Schlemmer, this Wenger tool holds the Guinness Word Record for being the most multi-functional penknife. Kudos to you if you can name all of its fucntions. If not, here's a real Swiss guy going over how ridiculous this thing really is.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnmfzhKYcHE&feature=related]

I'm pissed they took the laser out.

Finally, A Decent Battery For The Droid™

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battery,cell phone,dual use,overkill
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This one can almost go a whole day without recharging!

~Not-So-Handy Andy

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