Want all the comfort of a tractor mower without any of the precision? Then buy Frankenmower! Dandelions beware! It also doubles as a snow plow. Bonus!

A trailer's a trailer, right?

"The last big storm stole my seat off my lawn mower, so I decide to appease Mother Nature by reusing a grocery store bag over top a pillow. Much more comfy, too!"

Mother Nature would be proud! Although I don't think she's too happy on a count of the fact that you keep beheading all of little grass children every two weeks.

We're just one step removed from sentient lawnmowers, people!