Washers For Sale, Only One Penny!

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Destroying government property has never been so practical!

~NSHA

Money Laundering

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From the submitter:

"My sister-in-law wrote this from China: "After a trip to our neighborhood meat market I'm always leery about the change I receive from the vendors... consequently, I typically do some money laundering when I get home... Literally!"

So when she stops, could you say that habit is...

... all washed up?

Seems Legit

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After all, George Washington couldn't tell a lie!

How to Seal a Tube Without Money

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Well, when you think about it, I suppose there are a lot of ways to seal it without money. Paper isn't too watertight, I imagine.

It's What Washington Would Have Wanted

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Celebrate our independence by putting the founding fathers to good use! ~NSHA

Money Laundering

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Also have no idea what money laundering is (see Office Space) so again, thinking of this from now on.

~NSHA