Fragile... must be Italian!
A chandelier. With solar-powered lights. Under a canopy. Being held up by a flashlight.
Warning, turning on this light makes you slightly visible but extremely hungry.
Well, it's mostly a pile of sticks. But still, good to see Charlie Brown is updating his jokes.
Ever doubt that some handymen will go out of their way to keep from doing it right?
From the submitter:
I am in IT. Our bathroom light burned out. We have no extras but got a USB light!! Wall power to PSU to motherboard to USB port to USB light! FIXED!