Awww come on. You so easily could have made it a clapper.
And that idea is to start an unlicensed cab company where I decorate interior with my whatever I find in my parents' closet.
Homemade brake lights - a bulb inside a bottle covered with red plastic, suspended from a wire.
Sometimes you just have to get up off the couch to get things done (this is not one of those times).
And after 40 minutes your home doubles as a coffin.