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As the neighborhood kids played merrily on the swingsets below, Diane gleefully plotted her revenge for the time they egged her house on Halloween.
Pharmacy, please. I must have mixed up my meds because right now this taxi looks like a lawnmower with a shopping cart attached.
Toward the end, it gets trapped in the vortex and starts to mow itself.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
They had to compromise.
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