From the submitter:
Rich couldn't find his keys until 3 drill bits later. Now he doesn't need them.
The frame of this truck was so rusted out that the owner stuck a 2X4 in there and screwed it into the rust using a bunch of keys as anchors...
Submitter gsimon was in a hotel room with no phone charger. A data cable, a paper clip, a key, and the batteries from the keyboard of the set-top box combined to make a fine substitute.
You're welcome to take whatever valuables you wish. Here's the key to the safe. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Make your own screwdriver-key and feel like a thieving badass, like from the movies!