Trunk? Check. Junk? Mega check.
Why don't I just impale myself with a two-by-four and make it easy for you?
It smelled and sounded as bad as it looked. Three of the five senses covered!
Then convert some of that junk into more trunk!
Get a grip on your junk, then get a grip on your problem-solving skills.
Protip: GET A VAN! The passengers around you (and your insurance) will thank you!
Oh sweet jumpin' Jehosefram, there's nowhere to begin.
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