Then convert some of that junk into more trunk!
Why don't I just impale myself with a two-by-four and make it easy for you?
Get a grip on your junk, then get a grip on your problem-solving skills.
It smelled and sounded as bad as it looked. Three of the five senses covered!
Trunk? Check. Junk? Mega check.
Oh sweet jumpin' Jehosefram, there's nowhere to begin.
Protip: GET A VAN! The passengers around you (and your insurance) will thank you!
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