Get a grip on your junk, then get a grip on your problem-solving skills.
It smelled and sounded as bad as it looked. Three of the five senses covered!
Oh sweet jumpin' Jehosefram, there's nowhere to begin.
Why don't I just impale myself with a two-by-four and make it easy for you?
Trunk? Check. Junk? Mega check.
Protip: GET A VAN! The passengers around you (and your insurance) will thank you!
Then convert some of that junk into more trunk!
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