I'm jacked up on knowledge, brah!

"Too early in the morning to be influenced by a "here, hold my beer" moment. My husband's creative helper."

Then use a forklift apparatus from the nearby office!

"Need a lift, buddy?" "Yeah, in more ways than one!"

Perfect for playing pranks on your boating pals! Just drill a few holes in the bottom and laugh as they sink!

~NSHA

Clearly, this is not the automotive repair section.

~NSHA