Only shove it in as hard as you can, then curse the heavens when it hits your shin later. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
But everyone knows length is what matters.
A kludger never abandons his tools. Mangling your toolbox is perfectly acceptable though. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
I don't care if it's a 19th century family heirloom, Curb is on!
We have to go deeper. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
You guys want to hang out on the stairs again? There's plenty of seating!
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