You guys want to hang out on the stairs again? There's plenty of seating!

¬NSHA

Summer's almost ending! Fix your A/C while you still can!

~NSHA

I don't care if it's a 19th century family heirloom, Curb is on!

~NSHA

But everyone knows length is what matters.

~NSHA

Only shove it in as hard as you can, then curse the heavens when it hits your shin later. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Sorry fixers, due to some craziness beyond our control here at TIFI headquarters there won't be a Historical Thursday post today. Check back next week for an especially kludgy write-up of ancient workarounds. ~Not-So-Handy Andy