But everyone knows length is what matters.
A kludger never abandons his tools. Mangling your toolbox is perfectly acceptable though. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
We have to go deeper. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Summer's almost ending! Fix your A/C while you still can!
Only shove it in as hard as you can, then curse the heavens when it hits your shin later. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
I don't care if it's a 19th century family heirloom, Curb is on!