From the submitter:
I hated when my power went down for a second and my internet connection was gone.
If your signal ever gets jammed, just call Rescue Router for help.
One elastic band, a bit of soldering and this "dead" 3G dongle lives!
Of course the television antenna works for internet, cable is cable!
Tape, energy, cables, so easy... what're you lookin' at? It's working well, that's what matters!
Components: android phone, electrical tape, ladder, 2x2 beam and a power adaptor for long operating time. Works. Checkmate.
Shun the non-believer!