"A backhoe broke the internet...so there, I fixed it!"
I was wondering what that one outage from a few days ago was all about!
"This is how we do it in Brasil, although hopefully it won't be like this for the 2014 World Cup."
So, would a Brazilian kludger be a "kludgeador?"
Tape, energy, cables, so easy... what're you lookin' at? It's working well, that's what matters!