This must be part of the pamphlet they give to everyone on the Nissan Leaf waiting list.
Bro, you're obviously just jelly of my sick wheels. Just deal with it.
It's half-Woody Wagon on its mother's side.
Actually, I can't blame him. He probably can't see much of anything.
It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!
Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...