Why can't they make electronic equipment as large as, say, a car? Then we wouldn't spend so much time losing parts. As a bonus, we'd get to use wrenches instead of tiny little screwdrivers.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

They seemed like an unlikely couple, but quickly became inseparable.

~NSHA

It's not how big the voltage, it's the flurrent of the current. If you know what I'm sayin'.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

See that funny Canadian man on the TV? That's Red Green. You will learn more from him than any knowledge a parent can impart.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Be disappointed that the only thing you find important enough to power is your iPod. ~NSHA