"I now sleep better at night with the help this state-of-the-art security system!!!"
I'm not sure. It'd "tic" me off every time they fell off by mistake.
That's whole grain wood too!
The boss gets an office. And he's better than you. Just look at how much better his door is. Oh, it's a crappy door? Well YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOOR.
Also an effective guard against escaping socks.