For the reddest of necks only! For real, though, well done, random Craigslist user. That's some impressive ingenuity right there!
Otherwise known as the 'Maroon Monstrosity.' Available on the Knoxville Craigslist page for $3,000. Although, since it's technically two cars in one, each of them is only $1,500. That's how it works, right?