Bonus points if you can work in it this way. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

The desklap? The toptop?

Teach me your ways!

The definition of tidiness in IT! The white boxes are DSL routers, hanging on their own power cord. Meanwhile, the power strip hangs on for dear life at the bottom.

"The laser in my magic mouse broke, so I did what any normal kludger would do, glue a mouse with a working laser to the bottom."

Bravo! You know what they say: "two mice are better than one!" Or is it "kill two mice with one stone?"

Now I have the sudden urge to crack a beer and throw some meat on the grill. The server's hot enough to grill stuff on, right?