It's a typing table for short people.

Modding is an art. Measuring is a skill.

"Hey guys! Hey... hey guys! Guys! Let's make a USB stick, but let's make it as unwieldy as possible! Genius!"

As long as it fits!

I would say it's magnificent, but the word magnificent doesn't quite do it justice.

Nope, but it was made from the tree the Apple fell from.