From the submitter:

The vacuum cleaner was missing those floor cleaning accessories, so I made my own with isolant tape and a box.

She's doing it all wrong, actually. It's much safer to remove the keyboard and really scrub those circuits. And be sure to use a mix of 2:1 Ammonia to Bleach for maximum effectiveness.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

Nice and streak-free though!

~NSHA

Just don't ask about their window service.

~NSHA

Why do it the right way when you can do it the fun way?

~NSHA

OCD in the retirement home can be a serious problem.

~NSHA