Rolling Rock? I'm more of a Point Special man, myself. But different strokes.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
At just the right frequency, these babies will shoot across your floor and and up in your neighbor's apartment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.
Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.
Keep tourists comfortable on a Chinese Museum seat since... oh... about two weeks ago?