Simple, Yet Efishtive

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can,dual use,fishing,soda
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Don't catch fish, just give them tetanus. ~NSHA

Caught in the Headlights

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can,car,headlights,lights,plastic wrap,saran wrap
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For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.

Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack

Strong Can

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strong can,China,can,museum
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Keep tourists comfortable on a Chinese Museum seat since... oh... about two weeks ago?

If People in Corporate Were Capable of Fixing Anything

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can,food,g rated,junk food,pringles,there I fixed it,twisting
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Since Pringles' R&D is obviously well behind, someone could maybe try taking a crack at it themselves using a (well-cleaned) deodorant bottle and a stack of very specifically shaped potato chips.

~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack