Don't catch fish, just give them tetanus. ~NSHA
At just the right frequency, these babies will shoot across your floor and and up in your neighbor's apartment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Since Pringles' R&D is obviously well behind, someone could maybe try taking a crack at it themselves using a (well-cleaned) deodorant bottle and a stack of very specifically shaped potato chips.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
Rolling Rock? I'm more of a Point Special man, myself. But different strokes.
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