"Carbon monoxide? What's that?"
Now that's camping! I'll bet they've got a recliner in there and everything!
Okay, let's try to assemble a normal tent. The long pole goes into the socket with the other short pole, the other other short pole slides into the flux capacitor, then cast expecto patronum on the tent stakes, then divide by zero, and voila! You're done.
Now here's a tent that makes camping a little bit easier. The tent has a geodesic dome frame that inflates when you pump it full of air. Just inflate, and you're done!
"My brother sent me a picture of his ingeniusly-rigged "grill" while on a camping trip. Finally, a use for his Coke Zero addiction!"
Fantastic! Although, I spy, with my little eye, a Canada Dry! A cure for his ale-ment, perhaps?