Huh, look at that. It's not turning on. What a surprise. ~NSHA

Who knew flavored water was flammable? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

The QTvan was especially designed for the Royal Wedding this week. Elderly folks who wish to see the happy couple without spending the night on the sidewalk can buy this caravan that's not only light enough, but made to be pulled by a scooter. Price tag: £5,500

Close the window! You're letting out all the carbon monoxide. ~Not-So-Handy Andy