Toilet etiquette, the household equivalent of guerrilla warfare.
I think they spent all their money on the fancy toilet paper. ~NSHA
Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.
Yeah, you drink that beer, buddy! It's well deserved.
It's a tough choice, save the princess or save your coworkers from BO.