If it fits, it works. (also known as 'Screw It')
Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.
I think they spent all their money on the fancy toilet paper. ~NSHA
Meanwhile, in Shaq's bathroom.
It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.