A Piss Poor Substitute

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A Piss Poor Substitute
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It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.

~NSHA

Strength In Number Twos

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Strength In Number Twos
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Did I just make a pun about writing utensils and poop, based on a popular idiom? Yes. Yes I did. You're welcome.

~NSHA

This Is What Happens If You Keep Leaving The Seat Up

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This Is What Happens If You Keep Leaving The Seat Up
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Toilet etiquette, the household equivalent of guerrilla warfare.

~NSHA

Drinking In The Shower Has Its Perks

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Drinking In The Shower Has Its Perks
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If only that were a Coors can, you'd know exactly when not to get in the shower.

~NSHA

Don't Be Surprised if it Doesn't Flush

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Don't Be Surprised if it Doesn't Flush
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I think they spent all their money on the fancy toilet paper. ~NSHA