If the kitchen TV won't fit under the cabinet on top of the DVR, then mount the DVR upside under the cabinet with plumbing straps.

Because dangling power plugs and water fountains are a perfectly safe combination.

Nothing better that the carton after a accident with the TV. Just some cuts and voilà!

My guess is "no," but regardless, if you ever find yourself with too much wood (shut up, I don't want to hear it), then make a nice big rack (again, shut up) for your flatscreen television! I call it "loading dock chic."

Need to fit that flat screen in a hurry? Don't want to drill any holes? Let physics do it for you!