Not pictured: Zooey Deschanel asking Siri if she really can part her tomato soup like Jim Carrey in Bruce Almighty.

They both have those terrifying blue eyes and a soul born in 1928!

Try using your giant eyes to see outside.

Like we showed last week, everything's better when presented in Powerpoint. Last week it was how much that girlfriend sucked, but this week it's why it's time for the author and her audience to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.