Oh the joys of working retail. 

I think there's one moral to the stories you're about to read:

Under NO circumstances should you attempt to fornicate with coconuts or any other fruit. You might THINK you can succeed where the others have failed, but based on these accounts you'll probably end up hurting yourself in some way. 

All these stories stemmed from one guy's TIFU (Today I F**ked UP) post which is the first story on this list. This prompted many others to tell their awful attempts at doing the dirty with coconuts, and it turns out a surprising number of people have tried it. 

At this point we're surprised that the story of 'Adam and Eve' doesn't involve a coconut instead of an apple. 

These are either really creative storytellers, or humanity is straight up doomed. 

Well, it turns out that people don't care if you're a convicted child rapist on Tinder, as long as you're really attractive. 

This 'experiment' was run by a user on Reddit who created a fake profile of a supremely attractive male model who confesses to 'wanting to be with kids'. The experiment itself is pretty f**ked up, but the reactions are even more so. 

Never forget the rules of Tinder:

Step 1: Be Attractive

Step 2: Don't Be Unattractive 

If this is how she gets revenge after a few months, imagine a year or two. Looks like our newly crowned bachelor of the hour dodged a serious bullet! Either way this is ICE COLD.