wtf

can't handle them condoms need a refund
Via: Uproxx
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Returning condoms shows a certain level of disappointment and finality, don't you think? This guy could have easily saved them for another day, but instead those unused wang wrappers were just a constant reminder of his sexual failures. 
The condoms are so depressing he can't even have them in the house. 

why is this a missed connection?
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Missed connections are always weird, but this is in the top tier of odd. And what's with the sister wanting to see him?
Is the sister angry?
I'd be angry. 
But, call me old fashioned, I don't want my v@gina vomited upon. 

saint johns makes good pub signs
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Teela knows that Ram-Man is a caring, loving guy. And, he can climb a mountain like a pro.

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