where are you

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Things get even more fun when you check in there on Foursquare. Your first check-in gets you a complimentary cavity search!

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE, OK?
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I told you I'm going out with my friends tonight, and no, the waitress isn't prettier than you.

G-G-G-G-Ghost!
Via: Sh*t That Siri Says
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"Wherever you are, that's where I am." It sounds like that creepy ending to the movie "Angels in the Outfield," where the angel whispers "we're always watching" before he disappears. Boom. Invisible angel. And now he's watching you poop.