Yeah, I'm gonna go 'head and just stand, thanks. I already get enough sass from my boss. I don't need it from bus stops too.

EVERY CAT IS BEAUTIFUL

NOT A SINGLE CAT IS NOT EMINENTLY PETTABLE

Signage displayed above an aisle in a popular department store.

A novel way of attracting weightwatchers eager to fill in a survey.

Now this is a diet I wish worked