water cooler

I couldn't help but notice that your mug says "Astute Solutions" on it. Way to live up to your company's namesake!

There's a Greg in our office, and this flowchart would work perfectly for him. Except it would be placed in front of the coffee, and instead of asking if he has permission, it would ask "Did you make the coffee? Have you ever made coffee? No? Then go away."

~OLJ

The temperature sensor in Mike's water cooler died, so he decided to cut some wires and replace it with a switch instead. The only switch that he could find was an old thermostat, so he can only have cold water if the room temperature stays below the maximum of the thermostat.